Washington DC

Boomerang Bus’ Irish Pub Tour

Hop on the Boomerang Bus and get the best of St. Patrick’s Day action city-wide. BYOB while on the bus, no cover charges at any of the bars and a safe ride all day and night without cab fares.

Wednesday March 17^th

Details: www.zerve.com/Boomerang/IrishPub

Cost is $30

Minneapolis

St. Patrick’s Day at Kieran’s

Talk about good timing. After celebrating its grand opening yesterday, this brand spanking new Irish pub hosts one of the biggest parties of the year featuring seven bands on two stages.

Wednesday March 17^th from 11am until 2am

Kieran’s, Minneapolis map

$5 cover

Baltimore

500 Clown Macbeth

Surely you’ve seen at least one performance of Macbeth during your years, but you’ve never seen it while sipping from a full bar and performed by a bunch of clowns who don’t utter a single word.

Thursday March 18^th through Sunday March 21^st

The Patterson / Creative Alliance map

Tickets start at $14

New York City

New York City Spelling Bee

Exactly like the spelling bees of your youth, this adults-only bee will feature endless mocking and lunch time will be spent eating by yourself in a bathroom stall.

Saturday March 20^th at 8pm

Housing Works Used Bookstore/Café map

Admission is $10

National

EffinFunny

Too much work getting in your way of watching funny videos online? Here’s a quick fix that delivers hilarious stand-up acts and original material so you don’t have to pretend to stare at another spreadsheet.

Check it out: http://effinfunny.com/index.php

New York City

Gin and Meat

Probably not what Snoop had in mind, but Meat Hook butcher Tom Mylan and Bombay Sapphire’s mixologist lead a hands on meat and gin seminar.

Thursday March 11^th at 6:30pm

Brooklyn Kitchen Labs map

Cost is $80

Phoenix

AZ Ribfest

Feed your face with some of the best ribs in the southwest while listening to some good country music and watching some professional bull riding demos. And best of all, the profits go to benefit Haiti relief efforts.

Friday March 12^th through Sunday March 14^th

Jobing.com Arena, Glendale map

Details: http://www.ribfestaz.com/ribfestaz.com/WELCOME.html

Tickets are $10

Austin

Star of Texas Rodeo

Break out your biggest belt buckle and shine your boots because the best damn rodeo in Texas is here for the next two weeks.

Friday March 12^th through Saturday March 27^th

Travis County Expo Center, Austin

Details: http://www.rodeoaustin.com/

Tickets are $20-37

Denver

Spring Melt Beer Fest

Benefitting Casting for a Cure, this inaugural event will allow you to sample over 100 beers from 26 breweries for only $15.

Saturday March 13^th at 5pm

Govnr’s Park Tavern, Denver map

Tickets are $15

National

Crackle

Whether you’re looking to scope out new talent in original internet shows or kick back and watch an old favorite flick, this website allows you to stream it all to your computer, plus interact with fellow move- and TV-lovers to hear about the newest scoop in the emerging world of internet-based TV.

Check it out: http://www.crackle.com/